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With this being my 904th post, will the DCTR site go into automatic New 52 reboot mode like DC did when they stopped Action Comics at 904 continuous issues?


Just a bit of misdirected humor at DC Comics expense...damn you DC, we will never have a legitimate 1,000 issues because of the New 52.

Never!!!!

Can we all get poorly designed, impractical new costumes and weak, angst-based character motivations?

secondwhiteline wrote:Can we all get poorly designed, impractical new costumes and weak, angst-based character motivations?

Probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the New 52...I think my 2 girls could do better than DC writers can

And considering DC writers are afraid of girls, your daughters can win on two counts.

That's the second funniest thing!

secondwhiteline wrote:Can we all get poorly designed, impractical new costumes and weak, angst-based character motivations?

I must admit, I find myself internally conflicted by your post. I'm both sympathetic and angry. But what can one man do? Alas, I've purchased some UnderArmor gear with all the extra stitching, a faux-mandarin collar, a belt that oddly angles toward my crotch, and some metallic boots.
Where ever sarcasm lurks...I will be there.
Wherever the New52 is...well, I probably won't be there.
Where ever a book is behind schedule...that one's more likely Jim Lee.
Or David Finch.

packerbacker180 wrote:Where ever sarcasm lurks...I will be there.

You don't say?

packerbacker180 wrote:

secondwhiteline wrote:Can we all get poorly designed, impractical new costumes and weak, angst-based character motivations?

I must admit, I find myself internally conflicted by your post. I'm both sympathetic and angry. But what can one man do? Alas, I've purchased some UnderArmor gear with all the extra stitching, a faux-mandarin collar, a belt that oddly angles toward my crotch, and some metallic boots.
Where ever sarcasm lurks...I will be there.
Wherever the New52 is...well, I probably won't be there.
Where ever a book is behind schedule...that one's more likely Jim Lee.
Or David Finch.

Hah! Points for angst, but it's not a real New 52 costume without piping. Lots and lots of piping. New 52 characters don't just have more muscles than anyone, they've got more seams on their clothing, and those seems are more embellished. It's truly a bold, new era in comics.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to sew an outfit in which every single line draws the eye towards my junk. I got a cucumber stashed down there.

Um...Making a salad later?!?