**** it. If a person can thank someone for breaking the news about a dead dog, I can thank you for the info on that dumb, uninspired, uninteresting, and lazy retcon/origin/whatever. Thanks, Princess, I guess.
Actually, it's a little known fact that the guy who wrote Harley's New 52 origin also wrote the origin stories for most of the mutated villains in the 1980s Ninja Turtles cartoons. </not serious> But no, seriously, that sucks ****.
"I calculate that the probability of our concluding this game of Dungeons and Dragons before the business meeting resumes is slight!"